Money, Money, Money – QuarkBeat Parody
ABBA parody: Satirical take on perks, funded trips, and the 'funded world'
QuarkBeat's take on ABBA's "Money, Money, Money" — a disco parody highlighting the irony of lavish perks and overseas trips in a "funded world," while others go without. It's "interesting" that some of these people who have built careers being paid to "help" people with HIV in WA are alleged, not by us, to have suggested that certain unfunded grassroots volunteers, who pay for group expenses out of their own pockers, are "dangerous" grifters.
Money Money Money is a timely humourous send up of the Funded World's ridiculous woke right like Con-Inc-esque projection as Glamorous 70s vibes meet sharp commentary.
Featuring cheeky visuals inspired by the Grinch and Scrooge McDuck counting cash — a playful nod to recent leadership adventures abroad.
Fair-use parody for commentary and criticism. All new lyrics, AI-generated music.
Lyrics: Money, Money, Money – QuarkBeat Parody
Verse 1
I work all night, I work all day
To pay the bills and have my say
Ain't it sad?
And still they get the fancy trips
Conferences, leadership gravy
Freebies to be had
Pre-Chorus
They smile so wide, they shake your hand
Then pocket perks across the land
All the things they get for free
It's funny who it's really for — for them not us.
Chorus
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a funded world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In a funded world
Aha-ahaaa
All the trips they take
All the dinners great
If I had a little money
It'd be a funded world
Verse 2
They talk big game of fair care
But keep the limelight burning bright
on them Ain't it rough?
They love bomb new faces, welcome sweet
Then ghost 'em when the deal's complete
and the poor go without
Pre-Chorus
They label critics "crazy" fast
To make questions never asked
Keep the circle nice and tight
While the suffering poor get left behind
Chorus
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a funded world
Money, money, money
So damn funny
In a funded world
Aha-ahaaa
All the perks they score
All the taxi vouchers and more
We just want some care,
And support in a world that's fair
Bridge
It's a funded world... (ooh yeah)
All the lunches, all the flights
All the insider grifts
But the poor left behind
Wondering what they'll find...
Final Chorus
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In a funded world
Money, money, money
We want fairness
Not this funded world
Aha-ahaaa
We just want the care, fair
Equal and fair
If we had real money too
It'd be a better world!
"Must be funny... in a funded world"
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